Diagrams:

As a part of my assignment, I made two sensory diagrams with my important mission front and center of my mind. What are two things I worry most about on a date? What is going to be the right amount of fun for the amount of knobs I may or may not need to touch, and what I’m going to eat. On my second trip to Wonderville, my friend and I surveyed the bar. We had a most productive evening!

I’m sure you are dying to know what you are looking at. Well! This is a graph explaining in intricate detail how much fun a game was compared to how many buttons and knobs it had. Of course this is based on my subjective opinion. Also, the games are only temporarily installed in the bar and they might not still be there when you go! But if you choose to have your date on June 21st of 2024 then you are in luck because these games will be there! I highly recommend “Armed and Gelatinous” as it’s a super fun game with a normal amount of knobby things to touch and smear your fingers on.

And if you are like me and feel haunted by the prospect of consuming in front of a date (as it’s quite unladylike) It’s okay, because getting a saucy hot dog down the hole is validly sexy. Just don’t get a “Shallot of the Colossus” or risk smelling like onions the whole night. Unless you like onion breath… If you like it, I like it! - Mart